Sir – It would appear that Bicester Garth Park is, in the near future, to be the venue for a Close Encounter of the Third Kind.

A spaceship appears to be even now approaching our planet, intent on landing behind the Hunting Lodge in the Garth Park.

Our visitors have tried to configure their craft to blend in with local architecture but, being colour blind, their ruse will not succeed.

Councillors, also colour blinded by the prospects of Green Flag Awards, had better start ironing their white flags.

The Daleks are coming.

J E Dennis
Barry Avenue