Steve Smith marked his temporary return as Australia’s Ashes cricket captain with a bizarre attack on former England spinner Monty Panesar.
Panesar, who works with the charity Restore in Oxfordshire, had called on travelling fans and media to barrack Smith over his role in the ‘Sandpapergate’ ball-tampering scandal seven years ago, saying he should be made to feel “guilty” about standing in as Pat Cummins’ replacement skipper during the Ashes series which starts in Perth on Friday.
Rather than let those comments pass, Smith took a curious tangent at his press conference on the eve of the first Test.
In what appeared to be a well-rehearsed response, Smith moved to discredit Panesar’s opinion with a detailed reference to a gaffe-ridden appearance on Celebrity Mastermind in 2019.
Panesar, who played cricket against Oxford University as a rising star for Loughborough, went viral for a sequence of illogical answers during a general knowledge grilling by presenter John Humphrys.
“I’m going to go off topic here, who in the room has seen Mastermind, and Monty Panesar on that? Any of you?” he said before referencing some specific answers from the clip.
“Those of you that have will understand where I’m coming from. If you haven’t, do yourself a favour because it is pretty comical. Anyone that believes that Athens is in Germany, that’s a start, or that Oliver Twist is a season of the year and America is a city.
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“It doesn’t really bother me, those comments. That’s as far as I’ll go with that one.”
Smith’s unexpected diatribe drew laughs from the room but going hard at a retired player who last played Test cricket in 2013 suggests Panesar may have succeeded in getting under the skin of a batter who will be key to Australia’s Ashes success.
As well as picking a fight with Panesar, who works for Oxfordshire-based mental health charity Restore, Smith confirmed an Australia XI with two 31-year-old debutants included.
As expected, South Australia seamer Brendan Doggett has edged Michael Neser as Josh Hazlewood’s replacement, while Jake Weatherald steps up as opener.
''Do yourself a favour because it's pretty comical''
Steve Smith on the 2018 'sandpaper' incident following former England spinner Monty Panesar's comments ⤵️ pic.twitter.com/VigOIFfjdN— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) November 20, 2025
With Marnus Labuschagne returning at number three, there is no place for all-rounder Beau Webster, who can count himself unlucky after enjoying a bright start to his Baggy Greens career.
“It was very tricky,” Smith admitted.
“I think Beau came into international cricket and lit it up immediately, so I think it’s a really tough one on him. He’s the one that misses out unfortunately.
“But I think with Marnus, when he’s batting at his best at number three, it makes us a very, very good cricket side. We couldn’t really leave him out. When he’s batting, well, it’s tough to leave him out.”
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